Monday, September 04, 2006

Can I join the Tungsten Arts & Letters Society?

Yes you can.

The requirements of membership are:

1). You should be a creator or admirer of a) arts, or b) letters.
2). Um.
3). That's all. Although if you also agree that Tungsten is the coolest of all of the elements, that also works in your favour.

If you come to one of our events, you may sign up there, and you may even receive a snazzy membership card that you can keep in your wallet. Our science sub-committee is hard at work in the laboratory developing a secret handshake. You may want to join now to enjoy the privileges of membership without all the severe hazing and steep fees that are likely to become part of the process in the future.


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